S.Q.U.I.D. adds ticker to website, Peace declared in Israeli/Palestinian conflict 
South Hill begins construction on second Wal-Mart, ribbon-cutting ceremony to be conducted by Jesus Christ...... 
Episode 2: Techno Twat Robot-I-Tron AVAILABLE NOW!!!!...... S.Q.U.I.D. Newsflash: Reports indicate enormous growth in suburban population, massive shrinkage in hope for humanity